whosthegirlwearingthedress: lau-ra-sau-rus: reelbrains: I just let out the witchiest cackle. lord. THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIIIIFFFFEEEE. I CAN’T EVEN PROCESS THIS RIGHT NOW. OH MY GOD.
braiker: This is the coolest thing anyone has ever done. cajunboy: Make this Alabama basketball fan a meme, internet.
sunny1: and you are King
xoe: Julie Heffernan
whosthegirlwearingthedress: joiesdevivre: tumble-tea: maritsa-met: lorettalove: awesome-everyday: MISTER ROGERS So immature. Such a teenager, irrelevant thing to do Joies, this is old man B. Omg. Y’all, here’s my boo in 40 years. IS IT A SHOOP?!
fuckyeahcreepypictures: this is on here already, but i am lazy. deal with it

So, sick roomie is all ”I need to talk to you about the window situation.”

whosthegirlwearingthedress:

The fuck? What do you mean? 

She wants me to keep the window half open all night, because she gets too hot. Bitch, I get too cold when the WINDOW IS OPEN WHEN IT IS BELOW FREEZING OUTSIDE.

Once she’s asleep, I pull the shade down, because fuck her, she’s sleeping and I’m fucking cold. 

Her: I feel like it’s not progressing.

Me: The window situation?

Her: Yea.

Me: Okay…

Her: Make sure you have a lot of hand sanitizer, because I’ve been touching everything, lol!